convertible adventures with nemesis(ter),
Bocce was indifferent to the elephant seals. Are Lana and I the only people who find elephant seals completely hysterical? If you don't agree, you may need to watch our MPEG video of a large seal burping at us. Be sure to turn up your volume! And -- according to this sign -- if you don't close the gate, the seals may wander off the beach and into the parking lot.
Jeff's friend let him spend the holiday weekend in a sweet cottage down in Laguna Beach. It wasn't long before Lana and I accosted him on the sand. Bocce bonded with Paul and Anne. There is pretty much nothing more creepy and beautiful than spending a Saturday night snaking around Mullholland Drive with the top down and the heat on listening to "Sleep the Clock Around." We stopped the car to strike poses, thinking, "Yes, this is the way we'd like to be immortalized." Either that, or remember us wearing our velvet J.Lo track suits, purchased and personalized with our 'hoods -- Dogpatch and Montrose -- embroidered in South Central font at the Slauson Swap Meet (a place immortalized in the Dr. Dre and Snoop song "The Day the Niggaz Took Over." Sing along with Lana and Jess: "Let's jump in off in Compton so I gots ta get my loot on / and come up on me some furniture or sometin / Got a VCR / in the back of my car / that I ganked from the Slauson Swap Meet." Yeah, remember us in our track suits, working our kung fu moves, and understand why you don't want to mess with us.